Today,

I realized:

I started a sentence with "Earlier, I was thawing breast milk"
I have a "mom" planner, with a spot for all of the kids, because I basically have 40 of them

I have maternity shorts I borrowed from a mama, they're comfortable!!

I wiped a nose with my sleeve and didn't think twice.

I said, "It's a good shirt because you can't see the spit up when I get hit with it."

 

 I'm the weirdest 19 year old. Ever.