Monday, November 10, 2014

Toddler Dictionary (Part one)

After spending any amount of time around a child you know they speak a language of their own. Todder-ese. A language which primary consists of crying, chanting and crayon hieroglyphics on your white walls. It is the hardest language in the world to learn as is consists of no common sense and constantly changing rules. I have begun to compile a list of toddler-ese definitions for your reference. However, the dictators of Toddlerland might decide to reconstruct their entire vocabulary come snack time, so this is probably useless.

 Words and meanings slightly modified. All come straight from the mouths of Toddlerland Residents. 

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